• read my about page :) my ao3
    anything nsfw tagged #not sfw.
    blocking blank blogs

    !!!! not spoiler-free. if u need me to tag smth just ask

    as an aside, in case somehow anyone is on tumblr deep enough to find me while also being a bootlicker or anti-BLM, fuck you and the police. if you are in any way against vaccines, masks or general public safety/hygiene re: covid19, fuck you too. antis can gtfo. lol i’ll block all y’all dumbasses

  • honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.

    and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.

  • every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has

    tumblr:

    the "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?" memeALT
  • Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

  • it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it